Thursday, October 06, 2011

Hammy's TV: Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tips Part 2

It's been almost a year since I posted the first survival guide against zombie attacks. With the 6 webisodes that has just been released here are some additional tips that will ensure that you will live longer.


DON'T STARE
Didn't your parents teach you that it's rude to stare at people especially when they are eating? What more to a walker having his lunch, you're just offering yourself as his next course of meal.



THROW THE DEAD OUTSIDE
Never ever leave a dead body inside the house during a zombie apocalypse. You'll never know when they will rise and eat you when you’re sleeping.



DO NOT PROVIDE FIRST AID
If you see any unconscious person in the middle of the street, don't provide first aid especially mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.



DO WHAT YOUR NEIGHBOR TELLS YOU
If your neighbor asks you to kill him because he's bitten, please do so. This will lessen the number of walkers that will attack you in the future.



DARK PLACE + TINY FLASH LIGHT = INSTANT DEATH
You should know that braving unlit areas with a tiny light can be fatal especially if you just left a dead body on that room.



CHECK THE BACKSEAT
Always check the backseat of the car before boarding. It pays a lot when you check it so you won't die senseless.



USE TIME WISELY
If you're bitten and infected, make use of the remaining time as human to be worth dying. Don't just stand there and let them eat you.

2 comments:

  1. true........ tips helpful for surviving

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  2. Wow, yan ang baon ko pag nakaEncounter ako ng Zombadings. Toinks! haha

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